HUNTING

Hunters will do anything for a buck.

Ready...Aim..

When I die, bury me in the woods so my husband will hunt for me!

FISHING

A wife and a steady job have ruined many a good fisherman.

Rise & Shine. It's fishing time!

Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.

Ahh Retirement! Fishing yesterday, fishing today, fishing tomorrow!

Take up a reel sport. . . Fishing!

Fishing permit required but a worm works better.

Fish scales lie.

If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

I never caught a fish I didn't like.

You get a line, I'll get a pole and we'll meet down at the old fishing hole.

When life is floundering, its time to go fishing.

My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's leaving. I'm sure gonna miss her!

I came. I saw. I went fishing.

Thy rod and thy reel comfort me.

Fishing is a tough job, but I'm willing to tackle it!

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Fishing is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

A reel fisherman can tackle anything that bobs along.

Eating it and Loving it!

Fish tremble when they hear my name.

Grandpa, Michael, and the fish makes 3!

Hook, Line and Sinker

Something's Fishy

This takes guts (cleaning fish)

We Bearly Caught Anything

You catch-em, You clean-em

Boating

When launching a boat, always back the boat into the water. Pulling the boat into the water can really mess up your carburetor.

When water-skiing, never allow a feisty duck to hitch a ride on your skis.

Always stay at least five boat-lengths behind the whale in front of you.

While sinking to the bottom of a lake or ocean, screaming does not help.

When boating, always wear a swimsuit with suspenders. This makes it easier on the guys with the grappling hook when they're trying to retrieve your body.

Drowning can cause severe shortness of breath. And you don't even want to think about what it does to your complexion.

Always wear a life jacket in case you fall overboard. Also, it's a good idea to take along something to read, in case you're swallowed by a whale. Most whales seem to enjoy Moby Dick.